Hello Dummy

This email was sent at my work today

I know that’s an attention-grabbing title, and I understand that this is a delicate issue.
The toilet can only flush so much mass at a time.
It may help to space out two or three flushes to make sure the toilet doesn’t get clogged.
Please make sure the toilet flushed fully when you are done.
Also, never flush paper towels. Unlike toilet paper, which is designed to disintegrate in water, paper towels are engineered to soak up water while staying together.
Finally, if things don’t go according to plan and the toilet does become clogged, don’t be afraid to use the plunger.
Thanks for understanding!
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Oh, you believed the three years of “happy talk” Belichick and Brady showered on Moss? You believed Belichick when he said Moss was the smartest receiver in the league and Brady when he professed his undying loyalty to Moss?

You fell for the pimp game. Belichick and Brady said whatever was necessary to get Moss to show up for practice and run fly patterns on Sundays.

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